God USA
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks
but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter
requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the
letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to
President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched,
and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little
boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear
to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write
a thank you note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as
usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.